ATTENTION: You are now entering a NO-GLITTER, NO-PLAY DOH, NO-TOY THAT TAKES AN ENGINEERING DEGREE TO ASSEMBLE…ZONE.
You also won’t find any L.O.L Surprise dolls, Hatchimals, or Shopkins, because let’s be honest, they are terrifying. Why are their pupils always dilated? And WHY DOES THAT PURSE HAVE EYES?!
This gift guide is for the kids, but even more so for the parents who are thinking, “Am I really about to buy this kid more toys?” Yes, you are, which is why we’re here to simplify your search with items they will love…and you can tolerate.
[THE] KID WHO CRAFTS:
[THE] KID WHO BUILDS:
[THE] KID WHO ENTERTAINS:
THE [KID] WHO PLAYS PRETEND:
[THE] KID WHO LOVES ROYGBIV:
[THE] KID WHO PLAYS GAMES:
[THE] KID WHO TRAVELS:
P.S. Since you’ll be adding more toys to the equation, make sure to edit ahead of time. Here are 5 kid-friendly systems for organizing toys to get you started!
clea + joanna